Friday, November 12, 2010


Dear Visitor,

Some people think I'm way too cute to have such a foul mouth.  I admit that I curse quite a bit.  I've been known to blow bubbles when I speak, what with all the soap in my mouth.  Earlier today I edited one of my posts and tweets and tried to remove the profanity.  It was an epic fail.  I'm really okay with who I am and what I say, so to anyone who thinks I'm way too cute to have such a foul mouth, please suck it.

Best fucking regards,

P.S. Notice the greeting was singular?  Oh, well that's because I don't get many visitors, so why address my imagination.  I'm all about keeping it real. 
P.P.S. "fucking" didn't register in my spellcheck.


  1. "Excuse me? I'm sorry. I am really such a lady." Say that in your best Nicki Minaj voice next time someone says something about your foul mouthed cute self. It will annoy them even more.

  2. I love you and your foul mouth just the way you are, girl!


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