This is my backyard.
This is also a moment of clarit...
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Friday, November 12, 2010
Dear Visitor,
Some people think I'm way too cute to have such a foul mouth. I admit that I curse quite a bit. I've been known to blow bubbles when I speak, what with all the soap in my mouth. Earlier today I edited one of my posts and tweets and tried to remove the profanity. It was an epic fail. I'm really okay with who I am and what I say, so to anyone who thinks I'm way too cute to have such a foul mouth, please...
Thursday, November 11, 2010
I think it's on my profile, but let me state for the record that I'm a Washington, DC native. No, I didn't briefly live there and claim the city. I was born and raised in the District of Columbia. Only true natives like moi can understand the importance of this distinction. So many people will rep DC (sometimes referred to as Chocolate City), but they know they shouldn't 'cause more often than not, they...
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Apparently having my uterus removed is an asset in the dating world. Here I am thinking "Woe is me. I'm divorced, with two old ass kids with no man." Well, I'm surprised to find out, I got one up on these chicks out here. After years of pain, when I was 26, I made the decision to get a hysterectomy. The surgical procedure...
Saturday, November 6, 2010
For fucksake, shits, and giggles, I'm gonna randomly share what I googled, during the day. It's really funny to see. Today, here's what I just had to find:
GS Boyz - I was looking up these fellas, cuz I've been listening to music all day. They came up with the stupid club hit Stanky Leg. Curios, I wondered if they'd had any other hits. Nope.
I'm Doing Me lyrics - Fantasia's song was on and there was a part that I couldn't...
Friday, November 5, 2010
One of my twitterbuds tweeted a quote from Ms. Zsa Zsa Gabor. It reads "You never really know a man until you have divorced him." Yes, you can know him well while you're still together and when you're in a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship and you've broken up. But there's something about marriage and divorce that'll show a dude's...
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Picture it (said in Sophia's voice)...you're home alone with your favorite brew or glass of something and you're chilling HARD. You have the place to yourself with no real responsibilities, but to relax and do you. You flip channels and maybe a couple of tunes are treating you in the background. Eventually you're captivated. ...
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
It's no secret that Will's wittle wonder Willow Smith is talented and adorable, but there is something more. It's beyond what a parent (either hers or I) can recognize and see in a child. I'm almost always ooohing and ahhhing over some puppy, but it's rare that I get this way about a human, let alone a potentially annoying child. For some hater-esque reason, I completely disregarded the hoopla surrounding her, until...
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
I'm a tweeter. I love it. I think I've had my account since like 08, which is kind of a long time. I'm not really sure why I'm mentioning this. Wait, I know why. It's because early yesterday morning, one of the funniest people I follow on Twitter said it was National Blog Posting Month. The challenge is to write something, anything, every day. I needed this motivation and decided to have it full. So here...
Monday, November 1, 2010
Well, at least that was the overwhelming feeling I had over the weekend. I went out on Friday night, for homecoming (Goooooo Terps) and did the most. I had high hopes for celebrating being an alumni from the great University of Maryland, but tuh I foiled those plans...QUICKLY. At least I had fun, right? Here's how it all went down:
*Friday
Showered
Poured a glass of wine
Sipped aforementioned while applying makeup
Got dressed
Drove...
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