Dear Visitor,
Some people think I'm way too cute to have such a foul mouth. I admit that I curse quite a bit. I've been known to blow bubbles when I speak, what with all the soap in my mouth. Earlier today I edited one of my posts and tweets and tried to remove the profanity. It was an epic fail. I'm really okay with who I am and what I say, so to anyone who thinks I'm way too cute to have such a foul mouth, please suck it.
Best fucking regards,
tcoolman
P.S. Notice the greeting was singular? Oh, well that's because I don't get many visitors, so why address my imagination. I'm all about keeping it real.
P.P.S. "fucking" didn't register in my spellcheck.
Friday, November 12, 2010
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"Excuse me? I'm sorry. I am really such a lady." Say that in your best Nicki Minaj voice next time someone says something about your foul mouthed cute self. It will annoy them even more.
ReplyDeleteI love you and your foul mouth just the way you are, girl!
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