Retail Therapy

I purchased this gem, following my aunt’s wake, at a faraway Salvation Army, for a whopping $3.25.

My hips and boobies didn’t fathom being draped in it, ‘til now!  A few pounds lighter, this Asian beauty produced such joy when she seamlessly fell over my head and onto my body.  Elated, I failed to notice the side zipper was taut and untouched.  Maybe I’m a little more than a few pounds lighter, eh? Yay!