You have your closet freaks, your secret snackers, your bump poppers, and your nose pickers. I'm in a different league. I don't think my fetish is kinky, but rather crazy. I have this thing and I've been doing it for a long time now and I'm not going to stop. It involves a stall and a seat - nothing fancy needed, just a bathroom and toilet seat.
For years, and I really don't know how many, I go to the bathroom and have a field day. While everyone else is pretty much all about business, whether it's #1 or #2 or completing a Words With Friends game, they are on a mission. As am I. My mission involves making my visit as comfortable as possible. My intentions are never to stay in there for the long haul. No. Because this only takes place in a bathroom, other than mine. I approach it just as anyone else. I may or may not lace the seat, before plopping down. The difference is, once I'm on the seat, I immediately go for the tissue. If it looks like this
it will inevitably look like this.
I don't care who it is or where I am. I'm going to make your undie an overy.
For years, and I really don't know how many, I go to the bathroom and have a field day. While everyone else is pretty much all about business, whether it's #1 or #2 or completing a Words With Friends game, they are on a mission. As am I. My mission involves making my visit as comfortable as possible. My intentions are never to stay in there for the long haul. No. Because this only takes place in a bathroom, other than mine. I approach it just as anyone else. I may or may not lace the seat, before plopping down. The difference is, once I'm on the seat, I immediately go for the tissue. If it looks like this
it will inevitably look like this.
I don't care who it is or where I am. I'm going to make your undie an overy.
