I know, I know. I'm picky as fuck. That's what you might think, but I don't agree. Spoiled? Nah, only my father does that. What adjective or compilation of clever words can I use to describe what I'm saying, without blurting it out? Ef it. I can't. I'll just say it. I hate to be put on hold! Nooooo, that's not it. I hate when I'm talking to someone and they say "I'll call you back." I'm not spoiled. I'm NOT. Fine. Maybe I was in this regard. You see, my ex (boyfriend, not hubby) is a talker. That sucka could go on and on and on and on and I loved him for it. I gets my talk and listen on and we complemented each other in that way. He was indeed, the best friend a girl could have. Because he was my primary goto phone buddy, our conversations were rarely interrupted. In hindsight, I'm sure a slew of chicks were calling his ass and he didn't answer, but nevertheless on those very rare moments, he'd put me on hold and even fewer times he'd end our call. He is the exception. I have to tell and remind myself, sometimes. Still, I don't think it's "fair." Like, when the fuck do I get upgraded to "I'll call you back" status, because "Tiff's on the other line"? I'm serious!?!
My best friend Sabs, for example, is notorious for this shit. No lie. We could be mid-sentence, story even, and she will roll me the fuck out in an instant and mumbles her exit. The hold will be abrupt, but pales in comparison to her "lemmecallyouback" slur. I hate her.
She's not alone though.
Am I the only person who doesn't find a call from my mom as dire and a necessity? No diss, there's much love but we ain't talkin' 'bout shit important. We ain't! What she ate for lunch or I'm telling her something the kids did, but uh that's it. Even when I was boo'd up or married, my guy's beep didn't mean the end of a conversation. It just didn't. Perhaps it should have, LOL? Nah, a few missed calls couldn't have saved our relationship. I'm just saying, that shit irks my nerves, buttttt it's getting better. I expect it and so it doesn't bother me as much as it used to, despite this post. 'Sides, texting has been my remedy and it works.
*not safe for work label only because the cursometer is high, ha.
My best friend Sabs, for example, is notorious for this shit. No lie. We could be mid-sentence, story even, and she will roll me the fuck out in an instant and mumbles her exit. The hold will be abrupt, but pales in comparison to her "lemmecallyouback" slur. I hate her.
She's not alone though.
Am I the only person who doesn't find a call from my mom as dire and a necessity? No diss, there's much love but we ain't talkin' 'bout shit important. We ain't! What she ate for lunch or I'm telling her something the kids did, but uh that's it. Even when I was boo'd up or married, my guy's beep didn't mean the end of a conversation. It just didn't. Perhaps it should have, LOL? Nah, a few missed calls couldn't have saved our relationship. I'm just saying, that shit irks my nerves, buttttt it's getting better. I expect it and so it doesn't bother me as much as it used to, despite this post. 'Sides, texting has been my remedy and it works.
*not safe for work label only because the cursometer is high, ha.
